Just when he looked like he was down and out, The Gator’s adoring fans go and lift him to new levels! As detailed in my Round 1 review of the 2015 Texas State Fair, The Gator had to forego this year’s extravagant Chicken Fried Lobster for reasons of:
- It’s damn 60 tickets ($30).
- They were out of the tail meat that made it so luxurious when The Gator and Lady Gator made their visit.
Then, the Lady Gator brought in the mail. “What’s in the mail?”, you cry in your best SE7EN impression. A letter from an amazing Gatorfile.
“What’s in the letter?” you cry, returning to the same SE7EN well. Words. Awesome words:
“Gator and Mrs. Gator,
You got to try
that 60 ticket
$30 Lobster thing!
Thanks for your sacrifice for all of us fairaholics!
Our State Fair is a great State Fair
Don’t miss it don’t even be late
It’s dollars to donuts that our
State Fair is the best State Fair
in our State!”
Also in that letter? Cold. Hard. Cash. $30 worth to be exact. That’s right. The Gator and the Lady Gator are headed back to the fair with one thing on their mind:
KICKING ABEL GONZALES’ ASS! CONQUERING CHICKEN FRIED LOBSTER!
First off, thank you Generous Stranger for the incredible support and donation to the degustation investigation. We sacrifice our bodies, dollars and emotions so that you can protect yours and when you make these amazing gestures, it only inspires us to keep it up. You are the digestive wind beneath our deep-fried wings.
Second, we will not let you down. We have our mission and our orders. Our focus is razor sharp. Our bellies are rumbling. Our mouths are ready to go up and down in a chewing fashion. So, bring on the Chicken Fried Lobster—be it tail or claw! This time, it’s personal.
Round 2 of the State Fair Eatvestigation Foodventure comes at you tomorrow!
(Thank you very much to amazing readers for your continued support and for this INCREDIBLE gift. We are here at your service.)