Greetings. The Gator is a metaphor. A metaphor for the hunger inside all of us that is screaming to be free. The Gator is the embodiment of the desire to live a life obsessed with the investigation of everything food. The Gator is an animation of the epicurean curiosity. A palpable reckoning of the sensations experienced only within the gravity of the finest and truest palates. The Gator is emboldened with a mission and graced with a flawless appetite. A masterful fount with a tincture of renaissance tendencies.
Summarily: The Gator eats. You are bettered.
(He’s also an actor and works for a digital content media company.)